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Bad Client Part Three
Monday, March 15th, 2010So then, the bad client (If you don’t know who this is, then you need to be a regular visitor of the Chick Nest. Read here. Then here.) calls me and asks, “You’re still gonna do work for us, even though I was a shmuck, right, because we need some radio to go with that new TV”.
I would not make this up.
Kopy Kat Kindle Kommercial
Thursday, March 11th, 2010If you didn’t watch carefully, this could be a commercial for another company we know, doncha think?
Insanely Great…Trust me.
Saturday, October 24th, 2009Three new Mac/PC commercials are out and as usual, they do not disappoint. I just think it’s brilliant work. This one is my favorite. See them all here-thanks ad gabber!
They Said, I Thought
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009It’s really a wonder we have any clients left. The guys I work with just shake their heads. The older I get, the more impatient I become with clients. When I decide to waitress, I hope I can keep my mouth shut.
Our in-house designer? Oh, she can do that.
If she could, then you wouldn’t be here…give it up.
We don’t know who the customer is, we’re hoping you can tell us.
If you don’t know, then I KNOW I don’t.
My wife is really artistic…these are some of her logo ideas.
Then you should hire her.
We did these ads.
Your children are ugly, oops, I mean these ads suck.
And I really have said this: ”With all due respect, what you are currently doing obviously isn’t working, or you wouldn’t be in my office.”
Welcome to small town advertising.
Who's our customer? Uh…..
Saturday, October 10th, 2009We got called back to talk to a potential client. Last time we met was in May. I knew they were talking to other agencies….no problem. (Anything they can do we can do better.) They finally decided we were the best choice to do the creative. Cool. When I asked my usual litany of questions, the most important one they did not know.
“Who’s the customer?”
“We don’t really know…we’re hoping you can tell us.”
I shit you not. I do not get paid enough to answer questions like this.

I’d sell you something, but I don’t know who you are.
In the can
Saturday, September 19th, 2009A Big Thank You to Frank my Camera Guru for this wonderful introduction to a product I would never have tried, but probably will now. (Why won’t our clients give us this latitude?) Have a great weekend!
Oh yeah, advertising.
Saturday, June 27th, 2009I’ve been so caught up in the interesting news du jour, I forgot I’m an AD chick, not a NEWS chick. So, how about this for small town clients? After years of good work, a seemingly solid relationship and positive results, the client calls me up and says, “We’re going in a different direction”. I say, “So you’re firing me?” “Well, we’re just going in a different direction.” Uh-Huh. The PR Bitch in a MUCH larger market must have a tongue piercing…but I digress. (Hey, I have SEEN her work – it sucks. Seriously average. Plus, we never got invited to compete with the new project and he let it go on for months, leaving us to wonder what the hell was up. Poorly handled, Mr. CEO)
So I move on. Clients do come and go. THEN, I get a Facebook Friend Request…from this guy. Are you serious?
Yeah, I’m bitter.
If I get one, can I keep the business?
A Spam Comeback?
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009I’m anxiously awaiting the new television commercials for America’s Favorite Meat in a Can, SPAM, done by BBDO in Minneapolis. (I think their web site must be under construction-they should call me.) While I wait to see the new culinary creative, I decided to do a little Spam Research.
According to the official Spam web site there are 13 varieties. Hormel introduces the sweet, spicy pink “meat” in 1937. Edward R. Murrow mentions Spam for Christmas dinner in 1942. In ’46, the Hormel girls make the scene. Spam with Cheese Chunks make an appearance in 1971, and in 1991, you can order official Spam merchandise from the catalog. You know it’s relevant when Spam gets a spot in the Smithsonian. There’s Spam with Bacon, Spam Lite, Spam Hot Dogs and Spam spreads and Hickory Smoked Spam. Spam Festivals, Spam Fan Clubs, and Spam Recipe Contests. (Take a deep breath here) You can buy Spam T-shirts, hats and magnets, Spam Salt & Pepper shakers, steins and shot glasses. A Spam joke book and thimble, too. There’s even a Broadway Show and Spam Music.
It seems that more than 5 billion cans have been produced since 1937. In America, roughly 3.8 cans of Spam are consumed every second each day – 228 cans per minute, 13,680 cans an hour. (Somebody check my blood pressure, my sodium level feels a little outta balance.)
Given these lofty numbers, BBDO better be showing us something pretty good.
Thanks to Brand Professionals for the heads up…can’t wait to see the reinvention.


