Archive for the ‘advertising’ Category

Darned Good Design

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Doncha love great design work?  The simplicity says it all, gets the point across nicely and is beautifully done. Here are some of my favorites, but it was all good. Check them out HERE.

Bad Client Part Three

Monday, March 15th, 2010

So then, the bad client (If you don’t know who this is, then you need to be a regular visitor of the Chick Nest. Read here. Then here.)  calls me and asks, “You’re still gonna do work for us, even though I was a shmuck, right, because we need some radio to go with that new TV”.

I would not make this up.

Kopy Kat Kindle Kommercial

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

If you didn’t watch carefully, this could be a commercial for another company we know, doncha think?

When Clients Go Bad

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

We developed a great strategy for a little family business and, over the years, have made them the one to beat.  We created a four-word tag line that is directive and memorable and, even though the owner stars in his own ads, everyone in Hooterville eats it up.

They hire us about once a year to develop a new 30 second TV commercial. I decided it was time to take the message to a different level. I showed him the idea, let him hear the music, and explained the how and why of the concept in great detail. His people heard it, too.  They approved. We proceeded.

And they hated it.

Turns out he had run his own little focus group, the majority of whom were TV salespeople, some friends and of course, his family.  “I seen your new add last nite, and man, it’s not you.  I know the Chick is good, but maybe she’s run out of ideas.” I kid you not.

There’s so much more to this silly little story, but the bottom line is:  He wants to come to a “settlement” on the bill and start all over.  He “loves” us and wants us to do the work. I’ve invited him to come to our studio tomorrow morning to discuss the situation.

Clients have the right to not like the creative we produce. But when it’s calculated, shown, explained, shot, edited, re-shot, revised, APPROVED, and the final is uploaded for station access, then pulled off the air because Bubba didn’t like the add, settlement is the last word that comes to mind.

Stay tuned.

Insanely Great…Trust me.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Three new Mac/PC commercials are out and as usual, they do not disappoint.  I just think it’s brilliant work. This one is my favorite. See them all here-thanks ad gabber!

They Said, I Thought

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

It’s really a wonder we have any clients left. The guys I work with just shake their heads. The older I get, the more impatient I become with clients. When I decide to waitress, I hope I can keep my mouth shut.

Our in-house designer?  Oh, she can do that.

If she could, then you wouldn’t be here…give it up.

We don’t know who the customer is, we’re hoping you can tell us.

If you don’t know, then I KNOW I don’t.

My wife is really artistic…these are some of her logo ideas.

Then you should hire her.

We did these ads.

Your children are ugly, oops, I mean these ads suck.

And I really have said this:  ”With all due respect, what you are currently doing obviously isn’t working, or you wouldn’t be in my office.”

Welcome to small town advertising.

Who's our customer? Uh…..

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

We got called back to talk to a potential client.  Last time we met was in May.  I knew they were talking to other agencies….no problem. (Anything they can do we can do better.) They finally decided we were the best choice to do the creative. Cool.  When I asked my usual litany of questions, the most important one they did not know.

“Who’s the customer?”

“We don’t really know…we’re hoping you can tell us.”

I shit you not. I do not get paid enough to answer questions like this.

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I’d sell you something, but I don’t know who you are.

In the can

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

A Big Thank You to Frank my Camera Guru for this wonderful introduction to a product I would never have tried, but probably will now. (Why won’t our clients give us this latitude?)  Have a great weekend!

Oh yeah, advertising.

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

I’ve been so caught up in the interesting news du jour, I forgot I’m an AD chick, not a NEWS chick.  So, how about this for small town clients?   After years of good work, a seemingly solid relationship and positive results, the client calls me up and says, “We’re going in a different direction”.  I say, “So you’re firing me?” “Well, we’re just going in a different direction.”  Uh-Huh.  The PR Bitch in a MUCH larger market must have a tongue piercing…but I digress.  (Hey, I have SEEN her work – it sucks. Seriously average. Plus, we never got invited to compete with the new project and he let it go on for months, leaving us to wonder what the hell was up. Poorly handled, Mr. CEO)

So I move on.  Clients do come and go.   THEN, I get a Facebook Friend Request…from this guy.  Are you serious?

Yeah, I’m bitter.

imagesIf I get one, can I keep the business?

A Spam Comeback?

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

I’m anxiously awaiting the new television commercials for America’s Favorite Meat in a Can, SPAM, done by BBDO in Minneapolis.  (I think their web site must be under construction-they should call me.) While I wait to see the new culinary creative, I decided to do a little Spam Research.

According to the official Spam web site there are 13 varieties. Hormel introduces the sweet, spicy pink “meat” in 1937.  Edward R. Murrow mentions Spam for Christmas dinner in 1942. In ’46, the Hormel girls make the scene. Spam with Cheese Chunks make an appearance in 1971, and in 1991, you can order official Spam merchandise from the catalog. You know it’s relevant when Spam gets a spot in the Smithsonian. There’s Spam with Bacon, Spam Lite, Spam Hot Dogs and Spam spreads and Hickory Smoked Spam.  Spam Festivals, Spam Fan Clubs, and Spam Recipe Contests. (Take a deep breath here) You can buy Spam T-shirts, hats and magnets, Spam Salt & Pepper shakers, steins and shot glasses.  A Spam joke book and thimble, too. There’s even a Broadway Show and Spam Music.

It seems that more than 5 billion cans have been produced since 1937. In America, roughly 3.8 cans of Spam are consumed every second each day – 228 cans per minute, 13,680 cans an hour. (Somebody check my blood pressure, my sodium level feels a little outta balance.)

Given these lofty numbers, BBDO better be showing us something pretty good.

imagesThanks to Brand Professionals for the heads up…can’t wait to see the reinvention.