Archive for March, 2010

Being a good client

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

About 5 months ago, a client wanted to renew our relationship. They suggested they had not been a “very good client” in the past and wanted to begin anew, that they would be better about providing us with what WE needed to do a good job for them. WOW. Since then, we have worked incredibly well with these people because they held up their end of the bargain.  Working for them hasn’t been a chore…it’s been a pleasure and the results prove it.

In a client/agency relationship, each has a set of responsibilities to make the process excellent and efficient.  Here’s what I ask for:

Be interested in what we’re doing. Engage us, ask questions, provide us with the information we ask for in a timely manner. I don’t want to feel like I care about your business image more than you do.

Return my call or email. I’m calling because I need an answer or information in order to HELP YOU.

Don’t dictate. If you knew how to do this, you wouldn’t hire us.

Pay us in a timely manner. And if you don’t pay your media bills, we are truly done.

Don’t try to run our business. Yes, I’m a woman, but after almost 28 years on my own, I can do this and it’s mine to screw up, then fix. Thank you.

Don’t drag your religion or politics into our relationship and I promise not to do the same.

Respect our process in developing the material. We are creative thinkers, and see things very differently than you do and go about getting to the end result in a manner that might be foreign to you. Actually, this is why you called us in the first place.

Trust our information. It is our business to know ratings and data, technical applications and trends. We wouldn’t lie to you.

Remember, we sell time and talent. Every nit-picky thing you change- revisions, re-edits – cost us time and in turn, you money. We want to get it as right as possible from the beginning. Help us do that.

Be the client we love!

Beautiful & Positive

Friday, March 26th, 2010

In a belligerent, hostile atmosphere that has become the American personality, let’s end the workweek with something so positive and beautiful it should melt the most cynical heart. Then you should read the story of how it was developed. THIS is creative excellence. I’m off now to a wine-tasting weekend.

Darned Good Design

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Doncha love great design work?  The simplicity says it all, gets the point across nicely and is beautifully done. Here are some of my favorites, but it was all good. Check them out HERE.

In the “You Gotta be Kidding” category

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Some ass clown in San Antonio is selling this on ebay for just $10,000. Note the Free Shipping.  Good Luck, Bidders.

The Construction of a Commercial

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

In my sports crazed household, this spot really caught our attention. Beautiful imagination at work, using the metaphor of construction, “building” young people. In a maybe too-short interview, hear how they made it…then you’ll see the final effort. Nice!

Are they serious?

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I can’t believe the states would allow it, and I can’t believe someone would actually DO IT. See ‘em all here.  Thanks Huff Post!

OK GO! Who thinks this shit up?

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

This has mesmerized me. And apparently over 8 million other people. The camera dude must have been a nervous wreck.

How much for my words?

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I was making preparations for Italian Roast Beef, thinking about a very hard assignment we’ve been given. How will we ever give a Quality Assurance Program a look/feel/persona?  Then, it occurred to me. (Not the idea…I wish.) When do I NOT think about work? And how do I charge for THAT time?  I can see my Time and Expense report now: The idea came to me while chopping garlic for half an hour.

I have no answer for this. After almost 28 years on my own, you’d think I’d have a better sense of these things. I’m sure I leave money on the table. And God forbid, in a small town like Hooterville, they would think I’m screwing them. But, some vendors I have worked with charge for virtually every breath they take … and everybody knows it.  I am also a procurer of services, so I must be careful as I am responsible for the budget. I’m not smart enough to be a wheeler-dealer, and I really do give a damn about these clients, bone-headed as they sometimes are. I sell time and talent. My time, even when garlic chopping, must be worth something. Maybe it’s not how long it took…it’s that I can…and it worked.

Wonder how much I should charge for this one?

Bad Client Part Three

Monday, March 15th, 2010

So then, the bad client (If you don’t know who this is, then you need to be a regular visitor of the Chick Nest. Read here. Then here.)  calls me and asks, “You’re still gonna do work for us, even though I was a shmuck, right, because we need some radio to go with that new TV”.

I would not make this up.

Kopy Kat Kindle Kommercial

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

If you didn’t watch carefully, this could be a commercial for another company we know, doncha think?